Quotable

Me: "Cloudburst, quit bugging your brother.  You're being a pill."

Cloudburst: "I'm not a pill, I don't even know what that means!  You can't swallow me and I am not tastable!"

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I just finished telling the kids that I saw an accident and called the police about it.  Sunrise said, "You talked to the police?  Did you tell them you're the Bishop's woman?"

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Sunshine: "Black Widow spiders are not nice.  But Daddy Long Legs are nice."

Cloudburst: "Why aren't the Mommy Long Legs nice?"

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Looking at our garden, Sunshine: "This is like having our own vegetable place!"

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Tornado: "You're a coo-koo head." (said multiple times a day)

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After I got annoyed with Sunrise for spilling water on the newspaper I was reading, he responded with "You just spoke to me with a sentence that sounded like it had an exclamation point at the end!"